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Irish Humour - 30 pints

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:19 pm    Post subject: Irish Humour - 30 pints Reply with quote

A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think you're great drinkers.
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> > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes."
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> > The bar was silent, the American noticed one Irishman leaving, no-one took up the bet.
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> > 40 minutes later the Irishman who left returned and said "Hey Yank, is your wee bet still on?"
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> > "Sure" said the American, "30 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of 5,000 euros."
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> > "Grand, " replied the Irishman, "so pour the pints and start the clock."
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> > It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
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> > "OK Yank, pay up." said the Irishman..
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> > "I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American.
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> > "But tell me, when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did you go?'
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> > The Irishman replied, "Well sir, 5,000 euros is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably,had to have a few Brandt's that night ..just to make him sleep...lol
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