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Joined: Aug 29, 2007 Posts: 245 Location: london south east
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:45 pm Post subject: Advert - Gynaecologist's Assistant.
A man went to Harley Street in London, having seen an advert for a
Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate
against the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went in
and asked the secretary for details.
She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing
ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them
out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their
private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and
removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub
in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”
Then she told him “The annual salary is £65,000 but if you're
interested, you'll have to go to Aberdeen ".
"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?".
"No”, she answered, “that's where the end of the queue is..."
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