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Diary from a cruise ship

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:57 pm    Post subject: Diary from a cruise ship Reply with quote

DEAR DIARY-DAY1 All packed for the cruise ship - my nicest dresses, swim suits,shorts sets. Really,really exciting. Our local group - the Late Bloomers decided on this 'all girls' trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait.!

DEAR DIARY - DAY2. Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY3 At the pool today did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY4 Won 800.00 in the ship's casino Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin! Had a scrumptious meal with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY5 Pool again today. Got sunburned and I went inside to drink at piano-bar - stayed there for rest of the day. Captain saw me bought me several large drinks. He is really quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship .... I was horrified.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice.
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