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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:30 pm    Post subject: Indian Dot explained Reply with quote

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP .For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in London has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a corner shop, a petrol station, a curry house, a taxi cab, or an old peoples home in the UK . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with BT technical advice.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Indian Dot explained Reply with quote

pottsy189 wrote:
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP .For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in London has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a corner shop, a petrol station, a curry house, a taxi cab, or an old peoples home in the UK . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with BT technical advice.

I'm guessing you're about 70 and you probably can't help yourself but these kind of jokes are so out of date.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Couldn't agree more - Pottsy you must be a mate of Wigan Chairman Dave Whelan.
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