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Joined: Aug 29, 2007 Posts: 245 Location: london south east
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:44 am Post subject: Best of the month!
A bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a motorway when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about three more times.
When she is about to hand another batch he asks the little old lady “why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”
“We can’t chew them because we've no teeth”, she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, “why do you buy them then?”
“We just love the chocolate around them!”
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