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Joined: Aug 29, 2007 Posts: 245 Location: london south east
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:18 pm Post subject: Happy Christmas to all
Dave is on his death bed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorderto be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses." "My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments over in the Eastend." "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realise the extent of his holdings. As Dave slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs.Smith, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property…………..
"Property be buggered?” his wife replies,
“He had a bloody window cleaning round."
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