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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:29 pm    Post subject: Missing Wife Reply with quote

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing.....

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

> > Sergeant: What is her height?
> >
> > Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
> >
> > Sergeant: Weight?
> >
> > Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
> >
> > Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
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> > Husband: Never noticed.
> >
> > Sergeant: Colour of hair?
> >
> > Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
> >
> > Sergeant: What was she wearing?
> >
> > Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
> >
> > Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
> >
> > Husband: She went in my sports car.
> >
> > Sergeant: What kind of sports car was it?
> >
> > Husband: Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG 6.3 7G-Tronic Edition 125 Coupe finished In Magnetite Black Metallic with Black Leather AMG Sport Seats and Brushed Aluminium plus Piano Black Cappings; Unmarked 19" AMG Multispoke Alloy Wheels; Tyre Pressure Monitoring; Panoramic Glass Electric Tilt/Slide Sunroof; COMAND Online with HDD Wide Screen Satellite Navigation, Bluetooth Telephone Connectivity, Multi-MediaInterface (MP3, Ipod etc), Superb Sound System With DAB and Harman-Kardon Sound Upgrade; Leather Trimmed AMG Multi-Function Steering Wheel with Paddle Shift; Parktronic Front and Rear Parking Sensors; Parking Assist; Attention Assist; Speed Limit Assist; Electrically adjustable, heated door Mirrors with Powerfold; Electrically Adjustable with Heated Front Sport Seats with Memory; Electrically Adjustable Steering Column; Bi-Xenon Headlights with Powerwash and Auto Activation; LED Daytime Running Lights; CruiseControl; Rear Privacy Glass; AMG Carpet Overmats.........

> > At this point the husband started choking up.
> >
> > Sergeant: Don't worry, pal. We'll find your car......!!
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