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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:05 pm    Post subject: Newfoundland joke Reply with quote

A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.
He put them into the bed of his pickup truck and was about to
drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden, who didn't like Newfies.

The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license,
and the Newfie pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and
picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, This
duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec
hunting license, boy?

The Newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec
hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached
over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt and said,
his ain't no Quebec duck. This ducks from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license? The Newfie reached into his wallet and
produced a Manitoba hunting license.

The game warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt and said, This ain't no Ontario duck. This
duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin license? Again the Newfie reached into his wallet and brought
out a Nova Scotia hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Newfie' Just where the hell are you from?

The Newfie turned around, bent over, dropped his pants and
said, 'You tell me..... you're the expert!!
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